First and foremost, welcome Iceland and welcome Turkey — named in order of appearance on this site. I drank a beer for each of your appearances. As per usual let me reassure you the site tells me what countries people have visited from, updates that info once per day, and nothing else. Total privacy! (except for your country. But every country has a healthy interest in lesbian seduction and lesbian domination. Except the Vatican. Haven’t had a visitor from Vatican City yet.)
So 2 of the 8 countries I named as “will drink a beer” countries have appeared as the prophecy doth did proclaim. So, we need to replenish that number. Let’s add… Columbia! And… Honduras! And… come on down… Cambodia, United Arab Emirates, Mongolia, Iran, Nigeria, Syria, Cameroon, Cuba, Angola, Cambodia, Libya, and Puerto Rico. I’ll be honest. I like beer.
I added a tiny correction to Book 3 of “Three Mothers and Six Daughters”. It was one word. A “has” that was supposed be “as” or maybe vice versa. Like a fool I then resubmitted it for publication at you know where. Bam! Rejected! I was told something was wrong with something somewhere but they would not tell me what because then I would have one of their secrets. I kid you not. So, I had no idea. Was it the cover image, the title, the subtitle, the description, the keywords, the front matter, or the back matter or within the book itself somewhere in its thousands and thousands of words?
So I’d make a change and resubmit, make a change, resubmit, make a new cover, resubmit. Rejected. Rejected. Rejected. Finally… threatened! If I kept wasting their time my account would be closed and all my books would be banned. Still no word on what was wrong….
Desperate, I resorted to having a waking vision. The bad part about these is that I can only have them while driving at high speeds and they make me go blind for 10 or 12 seconds. Funny, huh? “Visions” that make you go blind….
Luckily, no one was hurt and I had the answer. In the depth of the book a character refers to “T*co B*ll fourth meal”. T*co B*ll is trademarked! (the version without the two asterisks) I thought it was okay if it was satire but, apparently satire within erotica is not satire, it is criminal. So I changed it to “…fucking fourth meal at your nearest fast food taco joint.” I put in the correction and, BAM!, published.
However, you will see it now has a new title and new cover and a few minor changes inside none of which actually needed to be changed but… here we are.
